Merry Christmas!

Mum said that the humans are too busy hosting Christmas for both sides of the family to do a proper post. Hmph! At least she's letting us open our own presents! Rip, rip, shred, ahhhh, it's a good day to be Destructo Dogs! Merry Christmas to all!

Suspicious Santa

Mum and Dad have been running around stuffing things into bags and checking lists twice. We think maybe they are Santa. Then they mentioned stuffing US into Dad's sleigh station wagon (which is red, btw, mmm hmm, it's all making sense) at a very early hour of the morning and going on a long trip. What do we get out of being Santa's Fluffy Elves? We're keeping an eye on you, Santa Paws! We know your secret identity, and we had BETTER be on the woofing nice list, or we will reveal all!

 

Jack and Ella supervising Santa's shenanigans.

Stay tuned for our next update on Christmas Eve! We'll give you all the goss on Rudolph, and whether he is really just a Great Dane with a bit of a cold and those fake antlers that are all the rage.

P.S. Jack here. Mum tried to put the antlers on me, but I thought they were a stuffy toy Santa's Reporting Antenna and tried to destroy them, mwahaha, in case he put me on the naughty list for no good reason. BOL.

No Dogs

Mt Gravatt has beautiful (steep!) walking tracks through the bush, so we like to take the humans up there for some exercise. We thought it might be nice to work up a good appetite and then have breakfast at the Echidna Magic Cafe. However, this sign greeted us:

WTD?!! Discrimination! Dogs are allowed on the tracks (on leash), but then we can't relax and enjoy the views. The humans had breakfast there on a day that they dared to go out without us (grr), but said it was very overpriced and the food wasn't very nice. Hah! That'll teach them.

Mad Monday

Edit: Mum says she doesn't know why the pics looked as if they'd been taken through a fly screen earlier. She uploaded them via Blogger Android thingy, which usually works fine. Not good enough, MUM. We must be seen in all our mighty rampaging glory!